Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
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Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
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I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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