sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
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ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
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Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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