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Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.

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(423): Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately. http://tfl.nu/vgak

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We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....

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(206): We just picked up about 540 lbs of women.... http://tfl.nu/g6wv

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I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...

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(615): I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look... http://tfl.nu/yc9r

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That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!

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(818): That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister! http://tfl.nu/bmda

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we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.

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(541): we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off. http://tfl.nu/ziys

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This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?

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(330): This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM? http://tfl.nu/jjdh

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We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.

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(678): We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet. http://tfl.nu/x1wg

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just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already

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(817): just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already http://tfl.nu/u230

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she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her

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(630): she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her http://tfl.nu/4r4o

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After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.

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(+43): After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order. http://tfl.nu/2l9g

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You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.

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Was who let the dogs out playing?

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Ya. You started barking when it ended

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(708): You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving. (1-708): Was who let the dogs out playing? (708): Ya. You started barking when it ended http://tfl.nu/fyl8

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Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?

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(607): Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates? http://tfl.nu/4l3k

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I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.

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(206): I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house. http://tfl.nu/11j4

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I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"

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(407): I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry" http://tfl.nu/fy98

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I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.

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(609): I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning. http://tfl.nu/5pl9

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