I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Randomize
