with your own penis?
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
Randomize