I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Randomize
