my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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