i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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