I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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