I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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