I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
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