If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
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Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
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You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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