I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
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i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
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We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
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