So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
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