You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
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throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
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At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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