you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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