Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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