do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Success! We fucked roommates!
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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