Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
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My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
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'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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