im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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