that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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