how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Are my feet made of real feet?
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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