What a fucking waste of an outfit
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
Randomize
