I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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