By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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