apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
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I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
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I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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