We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
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The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
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I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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