So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
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It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
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Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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