Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I'm bleeding and have questions
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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