I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I look better un-naked...
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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