I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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