White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
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I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
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I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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