I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
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Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
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You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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