i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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