Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
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James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
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Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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