i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
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I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
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The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
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