Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
Randomize
