So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Small penises have feelings too.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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