we made out on top of his cat.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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