I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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