I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
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I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
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50% drunk capacity currently
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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