Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
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She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
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We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
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