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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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