New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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