Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
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Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
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Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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