Apparently you make a good broom.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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