32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
Randomize
