Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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