i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
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you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
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My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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