I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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