belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I scissor kicked a one legged man last night.
He was trying to put me in handcuffs.
You have my attention.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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