I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
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I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
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Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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