scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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