I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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