I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
my shit smells like andre
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
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What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
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Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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