My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
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I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
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I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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