You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
God I need to hump something, right now.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
he's single and there are thong briefs.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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