i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I look better un-naked...
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
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I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
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I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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