Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
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You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
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And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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